You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach him... - Bob Pinciotti

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach him to drink more beer."

Bob Pinciotti Humor

More from Bob Pinciotti

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

"I'm just trying to be a good father and a good man."

"You know what? I'm gonna have another beer."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."