I have seen things that would make your head explode. - Senor Chang

"I have seen things that would make your head explode."

Senor Chang Wisdom

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"I'm not a human being, I'm a Duane 'The Rock' Johnson."

"You're going to have to speak up, I'm wearing a sweater."

"I'm streets ahead."

"If you have to ask, you're streets behind."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."