Quote by Drax (Variant)

"I am Groot's friend. This makes me happy."

"Your face is like a smashed potato."

"I will kill anything to protect those I love."

"Emotion is weakness. Strength is all that matters."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"