Quote by Sideshow Bob
"Happiness is a fleeting illusion for those too simple to understand true purpose."
More from Sideshow Bob
"Ah, yes, Krusty the Clown. A man whose very existence is a monument to poor life choices."
"Love is just a chemical reaction designed to make us breed. How poetic."
"The key to wisdom is knowing that revenge, while satisfying, is ultimately destructive."
"Success requires dedication, planning, and an unwavering commitment to one's goals."