Quote by Patty and Selma Bouvier

"We're twins, which means we share the same DNA. Unfortunately, we also share the same bad luck."

"Another failed romance. But that's okay, there's always next time... or the time after that... or the time after that."

"Marge got all the good hair genes. We got stuck with the attitude."

"A cigarette a day keeps the doctor away. Or something like that."

"Life is meant to be lived with passion."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."

"Life is a journey, not a destination."

"Life's too short for regrets."