Quote by Patty and Selma Bouvier

"We're twins, which means we share the same DNA. Unfortunately, we also share the same bad luck."

"Another failed romance. But that's okay, there's always next time... or the time after that... or the time after that."

"Life's too short to waste it on men who don't appreciate us."

"Marge got all the good hair genes. We got stuck with the attitude."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."