Quote by Waylon Smithers

"Mr. Burns is a great man, and I would do anything for him."

"The key to success is hard work and dedication to your employer."

"I live for the moment when Mr. Burns needs me."

"Love is wonderful, but duty comes first."

"The best part of living is knowing you survived."

"The world needs heroes."

"Life is too short to live poorly."

"I'd rather be an optimist and be wrong than a pessimist and be right"