Quote by Waylon Smithers

"Mr. Burns is a great man, and I would do anything for him."

"The key to success is hard work and dedication to your employer."

"I live for the moment when Mr. Burns needs me."

"Love is wonderful, but duty comes first."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."