Quote by Carl Carlson

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals."

"I'm normally not a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

"You know, the three things I enjoy most are going out with friends, enjoying some food and drinks, and watching TV."

"Sometimes I think about dying. It's not so bad."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."