Quote by Carl Carlson

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals."

"I'm normally not a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

"You know, the three things I enjoy most are going out with friends, enjoying some food and drinks, and watching TV."

"Sometimes I think about dying. It's not so bad."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."

"I may be a redhead, but I'm not a hothead."

"Patience is a virtue."

"Patience is a virtue I never learned."