I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another ... - Chief Wiggum

"I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish things would suck out already."

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"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"The law is the law, and I am the law."

"Sometimes the best way to solve your problems is to just shoot them."

"Life is meant to be lived with passion."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."

"Life is a journey, not a destination."

"Life's too short for regrets."