"Stupid flanders!"
"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
"The law is the law, and I am the law."
"Sometimes the best way to solve your problems is to just shoot them."
All quotes by Chief Wiggum
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."
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