Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything... - Chief Wiggum

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true."

Chief Wiggum Truth

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"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"The law is the law, and I am the law."

"Sometimes the best way to solve your problems is to just shoot them."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."