We can all learn something from a tree. Sometimes you're the... - Chief Wiggum

"We can all learn something from a tree. Sometimes you're the pigeon, sometimes you're the statue."

Chief Wiggum Wisdom

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"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"The law is the law, and I am the law."

"Sometimes the best way to solve your problems is to just shoot them."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."