Quote by Chief Wiggum

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"The law is the law, and I am the law."

"Sometimes the best way to solve your problems is to just shoot them."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."