Who said "You can't have a war without weapons."?

This quote is attributed to Chief Wiggum.

You can't have a war without weapons. - Chief Wiggum

"You can't have a war without weapons."

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"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"The law is the law, and I am the law."

"Sometimes the best way to solve your problems is to just shoot them."

"Some battles are worth fighting."

"Sometimes you have to become the monster to stop the monsters."

"Skynet sent me back through time to kill you."

"War teaches us the value of peace."