A sharp mind and a sharper suit—these are life's essentials. - Waylon Smithers

"A sharp mind and a sharper suit—these are life's essentials."

Waylon Smithers

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"Mr. Burns is a great man, and I would do anything for him."

"The key to success is hard work and dedication to your employer."

"I live for the moment when Mr. Burns needs me."

"Love is wonderful, but duty comes first."