Quote by Waylon Smithers

"Mr. Burns is a great man, and I would do anything for him."

"The key to success is hard work and dedication to your employer."

"I live for the moment when Mr. Burns needs me."

"Love is wonderful, but duty comes first."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"