Quote by Carl Carlson
"I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish things would suck out already."
More from Carl Carlson
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals."
"I'm normally not a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"
"You know, the three things I enjoy most are going out with friends, enjoying some food and drinks, and watching TV."
"Sometimes I think about dying. It's not so bad."