Quote by Carl Carlson

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals."

"I'm normally not a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

"You know, the three things I enjoy most are going out with friends, enjoying some food and drinks, and watching TV."

"Sometimes I think about dying. It's not so bad."

"Peace comes from a good conscience."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"A man's home is his sanctuary. It should be treated as such."

"The world is chaotic enough. At least your home should make sense."