Quote by Carl Carlson

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals."

"I'm normally not a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

"You know, the three things I enjoy most are going out with friends, enjoying some food and drinks, and watching TV."

"Sometimes I think about dying. It's not so bad."

"Education opens doors."

"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."

"I ain't got the education you got, bub."

"You can't put a price on history."