The only thing better than a good day's work is a good day's... - Groundskeeper Willie

"The only thing better than a good day's work is a good day's work followed by a wee dram."

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"Och, ye cannae learn anything useful in school. Ye need to get oot there and do it!"

"I've got more scars than a leper in a lion's den, and I wear them with pride!"

"Work hard, drink harder, that's the Willie way."

"Life's too short to worry about what other people think."

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."