Quote by Groundskeeper Willie

"Och, ye cannae learn anything useful in school. Ye need to get oot there and do it!"

"I've got more scars than a leper in a lion's den, and I wear them with pride!"

"Work hard, drink harder, that's the Willie way."

"The only thing better than a good day's work is a good day's work followed by a wee dram."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."