Quote by Chief Wiggum

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"The law is the law, and I am the law."

"Sometimes the best way to solve your problems is to just shoot them."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"