I don't need friends. Friends are for losers. - Nelson Muntz

"I don't need friends. Friends are for losers."

Nelson Muntz Friendship

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"Ha-ha!"

"Your tears of unfathomable sadness!"

"I'm gonna enjoy this, Bart. I'm gonna enjoy this a lot."

"Eat my shorts, Simpson!"

"Friendship is built on trust and honesty."

"True friendship is worth more than gold."

"Good friends are like stars, always there even when you can't see them."

"Friendship means sacrifice."