Quote by Sideshow Bob
"Gratitude for small mercies, like having internet access in my cell."
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"Ah, yes, Krusty the Clown. A man whose very existence is a monument to poor life choices."
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"The key to wisdom is knowing that revenge, while satisfying, is ultimately destructive."
"Happiness is a fleeting illusion for those too simple to understand true purpose."