The nurse told me my life would be easier if I was stupid. - Ralph Wiggum

"The nurse told me my life would be easier if I was stupid."

Ralph Wiggum Wisdom

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"I'm in danger."

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

"Eat my shorts."

"Ay caramba!"

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."