I would love a puppy, but I'd never love it. - Ralph Wiggum

"I would love a puppy, but I'd never love it."

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"I'm in danger."

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

"Eat my shorts."

"Ay caramba!"

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"