Who said "I would love a puppy, but I'd never love it."?

This quote is attributed to Ralph Wiggum.

I would love a puppy, but I'd never love it. - Ralph Wiggum

"I would love a puppy, but I'd never love it."

Ralph Wiggum Love

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"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

"Eat my shorts."

"Ay caramba!"

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"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"