Who said "We are gathered here today because somebody died."?

This quote is attributed to Ralph Wiggum.

We are gathered here today because somebody died. - Ralph Wiggum

"We are gathered here today because somebody died."

Ralph Wiggum Death

"I'm in danger."

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

"Eat my shorts."

"Ay caramba!"

"Death doesn't scare me anymore."

"Death and I are old friends."

"Welcome to my world."

"Death is just the beginning."