The police will take him to jail. The jail has bars and you ... - Ralph Wiggum

"The police will take him to jail. The jail has bars and you can't eat while you're in there."

Ralph Wiggum Wisdom

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"I'm in danger."

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

"Eat my shorts."

"Ay caramba!"

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."