The Itchy and Scratchy Show is not a good model for living. - Ralph Wiggum

"The Itchy and Scratchy Show is not a good model for living."

Ralph Wiggum Wisdom

More from Ralph Wiggum

"I'm in danger."

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

"Eat my shorts."

"Ay caramba!"

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."