Quote by Barney Gumble

"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna go back to the lab and study some... stuff."

"Barney's my name, drinking's my game."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Hope is what gets us through difficult times."

"I'm not your enemy, kid. I'm trying to save you."

"Redemption is a long road."