The key to a happy life is knowing when to stop thinking and... - Barney Gumble

"The key to a happy life is knowing when to stop thinking and start drinking."

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"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna go back to the lab and study some... stuff."

"Barney's my name, drinking's my game."

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."