Who said "Change is good, unless it involves giving up alcohol."?

This quote is attributed to Barney Gumble.

Change is good, unless it involves giving up alcohol. - Barney Gumble

"Change is good, unless it involves giving up alcohol."

Barney Gumble Change

"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna go back to the lab and study some... stuff."

"Barney's my name, drinking's my game."

"Change brings new opportunities."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Healing doesn't mean forgetting."

"You either get better or you get bitter."