I'm grateful for many things, mainly free alcohol. - Barney Gumble

"I'm grateful for many things, mainly free alcohol."

Barney Gumble Gratitude

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"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna go back to the lab and study some... stuff."

"Barney's my name, drinking's my game."

"Gratitude makes life richer."

"A grateful heart is a happy heart."

"Respect those who came before us."

"Life's greatest treasures are the people we love"