Quote by Barney Gumble

"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna go back to the lab and study some... stuff."

"Barney's my name, drinking's my game."

"Money is important, but it's not everything"

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys things that make you forget you're unhappy."

"Money isn't everything."

"Money is meaningless without purpose."