The only thing I'm addicted to is a good time. And alcohol. ... - Barney Gumble

"The only thing I'm addicted to is a good time. And alcohol. But mainly the good time."

Barney Gumble Humor

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"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna go back to the lab and study some... stuff."

"Barney's my name, drinking's my game."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."