Sometimes I feel like I'm drowning in problems. Good thing I... - Barney Gumble

"Sometimes I feel like I'm drowning in problems. Good thing I'm used to being under water."

Barney Gumble Wisdom

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"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna go back to the lab and study some... stuff."

"Barney's my name, drinking's my game."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."