I'm not smart enough to be successful, which is lucky becaus... - Barney Gumble

"I'm not smart enough to be successful, which is lucky because I don't want to be."

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"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna go back to the lab and study some... stuff."

"Barney's my name, drinking's my game."

"Success comes to those who never give up."

"Success is measured by happiness, not money."

"You make your own luck in this world."

"You have to be organized to be successful in anything."