People say I'm a fool, which is fine because at least I'm ha... - Barney Gumble

"People say I'm a fool, which is fine because at least I'm happy."

Barney Gumble Happiness

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"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna go back to the lab and study some... stuff."

"Barney's my name, drinking's my game."

"Babalú!"

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