I used to have standards, but they were too heavy to carry a... - Barney Gumble

"I used to have standards, but they were too heavy to carry around."

Barney Gumble Humor

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"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna go back to the lab and study some... stuff."

"Barney's my name, drinking's my game."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."