"I'm a weasel."
"I'm in danger."
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
"Eat my shorts."
"Ay caramba!"
All quotes by Ralph Wiggum
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."
All Humor quotes