Who said "Literature is acceptable if written about me."?

This quote is attributed to Mr. Burns.

Literature is acceptable if written about me. - Mr. Burns

"Literature is acceptable if written about me."

Mr. Burns Literature

"Release the hounds!"

"I'm trying to be a better man, but it's exhausting."

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

"Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons!"

"The pen is mightier than the sword."

"Literature opens the mind to new worlds"

"The interesting thing about books is that they're made of words."

"Literature captures the essence of what it means to be human."