My autobiography would be called 'Here's Mud in Your Eye'. - Barney Gumble

"My autobiography would be called 'Here's Mud in Your Eye'."

Barney Gumble Literature

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"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna go back to the lab and study some... stuff."

"Barney's my name, drinking's my game."

"The pen is mightier than the sword."

"Literature opens the mind to new worlds"

"The interesting thing about books is that they're made of words."

"Literature captures the essence of what it means to be human."