Sometimes I look in the mirror and don't recognize the guy s... - Barney Gumble

"Sometimes I look in the mirror and don't recognize the guy staring back. That happens a lot."

Barney Gumble

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"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna go back to the lab and study some... stuff."

"Barney's my name, drinking's my game."