Quote by Barney Gumble

"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna go back to the lab and study some... stuff."

"Barney's my name, drinking's my game."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."