I may not be the smartest guy, but I'm smart enough to alway... - Barney Gumble

"I may not be the smartest guy, but I'm smart enough to always find a bar."

Barney Gumble

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"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna go back to the lab and study some... stuff."

"Barney's my name, drinking's my game."