Quote by Barney Gumble

"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna go back to the lab and study some... stuff."

"Barney's my name, drinking's my game."

"Time waits for no one."

"Time spent with loved ones is never wasted."

"I've been alive for a long time. Long enough to know that you can't trust anyone."

"The past always catches up with you."