Quote by Barney Gumble

"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna go back to the lab and study some... stuff."

"Barney's my name, drinking's my game."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."